English Vs Kashmiri

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English : I Don’t Care
Kashmiri : Mea Cha Grean
@HameedRutba


English :Hey bro! long time no see
Kashmiri: wenya chuk bod mohneo banyoumet ase gareebun kun chuk ne wechini
@bluebird866


English: so good to see you after so long
Kashmiri: che kar gayekh yeecha baed. Zann aasikh raathi meani khoni manz gindaan.
@Iamuswah


English : Could you slow it down please?
Kashmiri : Bu chusai gariken kunui, balai lagai waarwaar chalaav.
@Uzairtak0


English: I know what you are !
Kashmiri: Be zaanai mool taam
@inayatkamal


English: Please
Kashmiri: Myonui marun chuiye!
@Meenwhile


English: Be careful.
Kashmiri: Balayan cha hyeng?
@waq35


English: Leave me alone.
Kashmiri: Maa aas karaan beak’lezii.
@saqib_zargar0


English: I like her.
Kashmir: bi chusai khatam amis paith….
@bhataamir19019


English:- How was your result?
Kashmiri:- Kyoho Draakh?
@kashurhaakh


English: Take ur seat
Kashmiri: Cze Aasakh Khada Zamut!
@danishnazirb


English: Hey, honey
Kashmiri: hish yapaerhez.
@faziliuneeb


English : Ask my buddies, I swear I really love you!
Kashmiri: rubbey! tu kandru se, tu goor se pooch
@qadri_taban


English: Why did you do it?
Kashmiri: Byamearr aesi yi?
@MuntahaSaeed


English : This is nonsense.

Kashmiri : Ye gayi hehargi woini!
@tabishpandit


English: What do you think of yourself?
Kashmiri: Che kyah Lord Curzon chukha?
@siraj_aishan


English : He’s a genius?

Kashmiri : Suha chu lanath
@ZubairPeerzada7


English : we’re in a relationship
Kashmiri : mai chu temis saet love chalaan
@ShamikhB


English: I feel cheated.
Kashmiri: Aslam chye’a Kyazi Waej’thas bi Naayi
@ShafatFarooq1


English: She gave birth to a boy/girl.
Kashmiri: Sou gaiy khalaas.
@izzharbhat9


English: you’re annoying me

Kashmiri: zan chui yedd dod
@Hyderali


English : OYO ROOMS.
Kashmiri : Baatnical Garden.
@Binggcasm


English: Can’t you see?
Kashmiri: Pishaab test karnaav achan Eyes
@faisalwani_


English: Hello, who is this?
– Hey! This is your friend, xyz

Kashmiri: Hello, Che kus?
– Moul choun @beparwah__


English : Our Kids are too naughty.
Kashmiri : Mulkas chi shuerr , yi balai aes myani kismate.
@daniyalbr


English:Playboy.
Kashmiri:Yi chu gaan.
@Haaid7


English: I’m double dating you.
Kashmiri: Ye mumma masi se baat kar rahi thi.
@PASIKDAR


English : Crowded Bus.

Kashmiri : ‘ Walsa Seat’e Khaeli ‘
@Binggcasm


English: You’re latee!!
Kashmiri: Hoouin ma doreye patte?
@aafreen_tariq

English: Dont be a hypocrite
KASHMIRI: KITTE MOLVIYA BI ZANATH NA

Mirza Shoaib


I am sorry. This is not working out. I think we should break up.

Kashmiri: Saleemai, Hatai Saleemai..Choun ti myun milun hai chu namumkin

@muskanmarazi


Loving husband

Zanni’ muhiniv

@AnarKaDana


Are you pregnant?

Che ma Chui kenh?

@babahadia


I am half an hour away

Woatus woatus chaeni dri

@mudawarbeigh


Dont be a hypocrite

Kitte molviya bi zanath na

Mirza Shoaib


He is a respected veterinarian

Gupun Doctor!

@RIHAAB_REYAZ


You are taking too long in the washroom

Bistar maa anai oure?

@burhanspeaks


Maybe I should’ve worked harder and put more effort into it.

Ye chu coree lekhit aasaan

@_saira19


Well off, hardworking, big house and an expensive car

Zi nambar

@Muskanlateeff


Mason, Driver, Painter, Carpenter, Barber

Woasta, woasta, woasta, woasta, woasta,

@MirUzair1


Please call me if you need any help

Walsa chai disa

@sanajeelani