Hilarious Things Kashmiri Girls Say When They Mix Kashmiri and Urdu

Apko nai baithay gaa

Ye Mujhko cousin brother hai

Maine usko lithnake choda

Os ne muje bohat taang laya

Time kya huwa?  paanch minute upar dus

Aaaj tavan padgaya

Network ko thrath padgayi

Mujhe pink colour buhat khush hota hai

Tum ne kya pakda? me ne commerce pakda

Tumko mat kaastyambar hai

Usne mje khoshkyeth chadayi

Iss ne mujhe lath laayi

Mae Che Anti Allergy gamich

Muje Auto banta he nai hai 

Meine auto pakda

Me kokernag chadi thi

Jab maine uski baat suni, mujhe zehr chada

Zara meray yazarey mai doore lagaw

Mat na karo mere saath

Muje mat uthav tension

Baya yeh chappal kaise padegi

Balloon phataya

Susu matna aaya

Darwaza de do

Usko meri baat baithti hi nahi hai

Mujhe Toilet Aya hai

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